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Vacation Earth - web show - last 10 episodes

These transmissions of the alien CLORG were intercepted en route to Gugu-Gee — a planet thought to exist in the brightest galaxy (NGC-4696) of the constellation Centaurus (Centaurus Cluster). Gugu-Gee is approximately 145,000,000 light years from Earth. Gugu-Gee-ans are a benevolent parasitic species — looking very much like a worm, and they have the ability to inhabit a human body.

CLORG is apparently on a quest to find a new home base and to fulfill his mission to create a classy travel and lifestyle show called VACATION EARTH for consumption on his home planet. These transmissions were not intended for human eyes! 

Vacation Earth – Ep 104 – “CLORG Escapes Agents of Area 51 in His Teardrop Camper – [RangeRunner]”

Followed by a mysterious (and clumsy) agent — probably from Area 51 — CLORG decides to escape in his Teardrop Trailer from Runaway to a new undisclosed location to re-group. But … takes the time to visit some kitschy tourist attractions along the way … including the Stockton Roadrunner and a Giant Stag Made of Scrap Metal!

Vacation Earth – Ep 103 – “CLORG Gets Followed by an Agent of Area 51 on the San Antonio River Walk”

CLORG walks the River Walk along the San Antonio River from The Pearl to the Alamo. Over 1.8 miles. At first he doesn’t notice the agent of Area 51 that’s following him.

Vacation Earth – Ep 102 – “Remember the Alamo … Has a Basement [Shocking Ending]”

In the shocking ending of this video CLORG discovers the basement in the Alamo. But not before the beginning of the video where his friend Clem doesn’t “remember the Alamo” at all when he gives a tour filled with questionable facts. Still — if you’d like to see the Alamo, the gorgeous San Fernando Cathedral, the Tower of the Americas … give this one a peak!

Vacation Earth – Ep 101 – “CLORG Speaks Telepathically to His New Friend at the Pearl in San Antonio”

CLORG gets invited to meet with Clem Jameson, the son of Jedidiah Jameson, who was the first person CLORG met when landing on planet Earth (in Nebraska 1987). CLORG was his worm self at that point and spoke telepathically to Jedidiah — who enjoyed CLORG’s company, but felt compelled to call the authorities who whisked CLORG off to Area 51. Son Clem asks CLORG to meet him at the Pearl in San Antonio, Texas, a beautiful development of shops, living space, restaurants, a hotel, and a farmers market. It was once a brewery, and the old equipment and buildings have been gorgeously folded into the new development.

Vacation Earth – Ep 100 – “CLORG – An Alien Being – Travels the United States in a Teardrop Camper”

Here it is … CLORG’s big 100th Episode! In this episode you will enjoy a “taste journey” of 3 – 13 seconds from each of CLORG’s previous 99 episodes … and song! In 12 minutes you can see everywhere he’s traveled across the south and southwest — from his escape from Area 51 to Knoxville, Tennessee … and beyond.

Vacation Earth – Ep 099 – “CLORG Explores Knoxville – Market Square and a live taping at WDVX Radio”

CLORG explores downtown Knoxville! Take a tour of Market Square, a live radio concert at WDVX Radio, and CLORG’s favorite outdoor statue in Knoxville.

Vacation Earth – Ep 098 – “CLORG Takes a Dip in the Fort Dickerson Quarry in Knoxville, TennesseeCades Cove Loop – Great Smoky Mountain National Park – Part 2”

CLORG explores Cades Cove Loop at the Great Smoky Mountain National Park. (And he also stops into The Great Smoky Mountains Heritage Center in nearby Townsend.). Plenty of cool pioneer log cabins are explored!

Vacation Earth – Ep 097 – “Clingmans Dome, Bear, Appalachian Trail – Great Smoky Mountain National Park”

CLORG sees a real bear! That’s maybe the most exciting … oh, and visits Clingmans Dome, the highest point in Tennessee and takes a short stroll on the Appalachian Trail at the highest point on the 2,144 mile trail. This is Part 1 of the Great Smoky Mountain National Park.

Vacation Earth – Ep 096 – “CLORG Takes a Dip in the Fort Dickerson Quarry in Knoxville, Tennessee”

CLORG checks out another Knoxville area swimming hole, the Fort Dickerson Quarry with it’s green water and verdant surroundings.

Vacation Earth – Ep 095 – “CLORG & SHNORG Bask in Luxury of Hot Springs Resort & Spa – North Carolina”

SHNORG treats CLORG to a relaxing spa day in Hot Springs, North Carolina.

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In this music video CLORG sings the brand new original song by Amity Rose, “Spread the Love.”


In this episode of “The Conpiracy Theorists,” we are privy to a secret hacked Area 51 briefing which has a lot of information about where CLORG came from and his interactions on the Earth.

Vacation Earth – Ep 046 – “CLORG’S Other Favorite Place – Goblin Valley State Park” [Southern Utah]

CLORG thought that Bryce Canyon would be his favorite place on his Southwest Tour, but he wasn’t counting on the AMAZING Goblin Valley State Park, an hour and 40 minutes from Moab.

Vacation Earth – Ep 060 – “CLORG Begins His Weight Loss Journey” (LOSE IT! APP, UNPROCESSED FOODS)

CLORG announces a new component to his continuing mission — to get healthier and lose weight. His strategy includes using the Lose It! App to count calories (until it becomes more naturally intuitive). Exercise and eaten more whole, unprocessed foods is also part of his strategy.

Vacation Earth – Ep 042 – “CLORG’s Favorite Place So Far – Bryce Canyon National Park” [UTAH]

Well fellow Gugu-Gee-ans, CLORG is so happy to bring you his favorite place so far on his Southwest Tour — Bryce Canyon National Park. This is a very detailed tour of his hikes in the park.

Vacation Earth – Ep 040 – “CLORG’s Hardest Workout – Kayaking to Antelope Canyon” [Page, Arizona]

CLORG takes on his hardest workout so far — Kayaking on Lake Powell 90 minutes to Antelope Canyon, hiking for 2 hours, then Kayaking back. “What an amazing … and a challenging day,” said CLORG.