BrainFire Entertainment was sent these transmissions of the alien CLORG by the mysterious hacker group #UFOLove. They claim this series of digital offerings were intercepted en route to Gugu-Gee — a planet thought to exist in the brightest galaxy (NGC-4696) of the constellation Centaurus (Centaurus Cluster). Gugu-Gee is approximately 145,000,000 light years from Earth. Gugu-Gee-ans are a benevolent parasitic species — looking very much like a worm, and they have the ability to inhabit a human body.
CLORG is apparently on a quest to find a new home base and to fulfill his mission to create a classy travel and lifestyle show called VACATION EARTH for consumption on his home planet. These transmissions were not intended for human eyes!
Vacation Earth – Ep 036 – “CLORG Discovers Tombstone Closes Early”
CLORG crosses the Arizona state line with no camp site lined up for the night. When he discovers Old Tucson Studios has closed down during the pandemic, he changes up plans on the fly and heads toward Tombstone.
Vacation Earth – Ep 035 – “CLORG Takes a Detour to the [Closed] Very Large Array”
CLORG is on his way further west to Arizona, but on the drive he is drawn to get as close as he can to The Very Large Array, a massive radio wave telescope, even though it is officially closed to the public due to Covid.
Vacation Earth – Ep 034 – “CLORG Takes a Day Trip to Madrid and Santa Fe” (New Mexico)
CLORG and his new friend Armando take a day trip to Santa Fe and Madrid, New Mexico.
Vacation Earth – Ep 033 – “CLORG Makes a Friend – Adventures in Albuquerque & the Sandia Mountains”
CLORG makes new friends with similar interests who invite him to visit Albuquerque. One of the highlights is a tram ride to the top of the Sandia Mountains.
Vacation Earth – Ep 032 – “CLORG Gets Philosophical at White Sands National Park”
When CLORG gets a tiny bit turned around in the dunes of White Sands, he finds himself getting philosophical about finding one’s “path,” human love, moments in time.
Vacation Earth – Ep 031 – “CLORG Meets Roswell, New Mexico”
It was only a matter of time before CLORG ended up in Roswell. Though the “alien” theme certainly is prevalent in Roswell, CLORG has no desire to create another incident and approaches the visit like a tourist … like a “human” tourist.
Vacation Earth – Ep 030 – “Big Bend National Park”
Time to visit the vast (801,163-acre) Big Bend National Park. It is an epic day of beauty AND exercise for CLORG. The ultimate goal, to wade in the Rio Grande River between the United States and Mexico.
Vacation Earth – Ep 029 – “Unraveling the Mysteries of Marfa (in the Rain) During the Last Throes of Covid-19”
CLORG takes a drive from his base in Alpine to unravel the mysteries of Marfa. With a lot of the galleries still closed down from Covid-19, he tries to make the best of it tracking down outdoor points of interest.
Vacation Earth – Ep 028 – “Camping Journey West: Alpine & ‘South County in the Desert (Brewster County)”
CLORG gets invited to another private ranch in Alpine, Texas, and down to “South County” (Brewster County) to check out the amazing desert! For one who hails from a planet covered in slime, the desert is a fascinating place! Marfa and Big Bend National Park in the coming weeks!
Vacation Earth – Ep 027 – “Camping Journey West: Fredericksburg and Willow City Loop”
CLORG explores the city of Fredericksburg, Texas, which has great shopping, food, drink, music — and also hosts an impressive museum of the Pacific Conflict during WWII — the National Museum of the Pacific War. He also drives the Willow City Loop, a great place to see wild flowers and the rolling landscape of the Hill Country.
BONUS EPISODES —
In this music video CLORG sings the brand new original song by Amity Rose, “Spread the Love.”
ORIGIN OF CLORG
In this episode of “The Conpiracy Theorists,” we are privy to a secret hacked Area 51 briefing which has a lot of information about where CLORG came from and his interactions on the Earth.