BrainFire Entertainment was sent these transmissions of the alien CLORG by the mysterious hacker group #UFOLove. They claim this series of digital offerings were intercepted en route to Gugu-Gee — a planet thought to exist in the brightest galaxy (NGC-4696) of the constellation Centaurus (Centaurus Cluster). Gugu-Gee is approximately 145,000,000 light years from Earth. Gugu-Gee-ans are a benevolent parasitic species — looking very much like a worm, and they have the ability to inhabit a human body.
CLORG is apparently on a quest to find a new home base and to fulfill his mission to create a classy travel and lifestyle show called VACATION EARTH for consumption on his home planet. These transmissions were not intended for human eyes!
Vacation Earth – Ep 053 – “Dropping Into Goldfield Ghost Town and Mine Tours for Some Fun”
CLORG loves his old west towns, and this time he got to play cowboy at Goldfield Ghost Town and Mine Tours in Apache Junction, Arizona.
Vacation Earth – Ep 052 – “Heading Back South to the Land of the Saguaros”
Still in Arizona, CLORG heads south from Meteor Crater to Usery Mountain Regional Park in search of the majestic Saguaro Cactus.
Vacation Earth – Ep 051 – “Petrified Forest National Park – Part 2: The Badlands Parts”
CLORG explores a wonderfully varied park — Petrified Forest National Park – which includes both petrified wood and badlands
Vacation Earth – Ep 050 – “Petrified Forest National Park – Part 1: The Petrified Parts”
CLORG explores a wonderfully varied park — Petrified Forest National Park – which includes both petrified wood and badlands.
Vacation Earth – Ep 049 – “Passing by Closed Monument Valley & onto Meteor Crater Natural Landmark”
CLORG moves on from Moab and back into Arizona to see the Meteor Crater in Winslow.
Vacation Earth – Ep 048 – “Waking Up for Arches National Park – Part 2 (Evening)” [Moab, Utah]
CLORG returns to Arches National Park in the evening for a beautiful sunset and a fast-paced hike to get to the Landscape Arch before dark.
Vacation Earth – Ep 047 – “Waking Up for Arches National Park (Part 1)”
Upon advice, CLORG sets an alarm to arrive early at the Delicate Arch in Arches National Park. He still has to park in the overflow lot.
Vacation Earth – Ep 046 – “CLORG’S Other Favorite Place Goblin Valley State Park” [Southern Utah]
CLORG thought that Bryce Canyon would be his favorite place on his Southwest Tour, but he wasn’t counting on the AMAZING Goblin Valley State Park, an hour and 40 minutes from Moab.
Vacation Earth – Ep 045 – “CLORG Says ‘Hello’ to Humans”
CLORG has made a discovery… his digital transmissions to planet Gugu-Gee have been intercepted and put on YooooTube!
Vacation Earth – Ep 044 – “CLORG Moves on to Moab and Visits Canyonlands National Park” [Utah]
CLORG continues his exploration of Utah, moving on to camp with his 2021 RangeRunner in an RV park in the magnificent, Moab. So many natural wonders nearby this popular hub.
BONUS EPISODES —
In this music video CLORG sings the brand new original song by Amity Rose, “Spread the Love.”
ORIGIN OF CLORG
In this episode of “The Conpiracy Theorists,” we are privy to a secret hacked Area 51 briefing which has a lot of information about where CLORG came from and his interactions on the Earth.