EPISODES – VACATION EARTH – (LATEST 10)
BrainFire Entertainment was sent these transmissions of the alien CLORG by the mysterious hacker group #UFOLove. They claim this series of digital offerings were intercepted en route to Gugu-Gee — a planet thought to exist in the brightest galaxy (NGC-4696) of the constellation Centaurus (Centaurus Cluster). Gugu-Gee is approximately 145,000,000 light years from Earth. Gugu-Gee-ans are a benevolent parasitic species — looking very much like a worm, and they have the ability to inhabit a human body. CLORG is apparently on a quest to find a new home base and to fulfill his mission to create a classy travel and lifestyle show called VACATION EARTH for consumption on his home planet. These transmissions were not intended for human eyes!
Vacation Earth – Ep 025 – “Camping Journey West: Awesome Adorable Goats”
While camping on his friend’s family ranch, CLORG has made some new friends… of the goat variety.
Vacation Earth – Ep 024 – “Camping Journey West: Buggy Barn Museum (& Old West Town) Blanco, Texas”
An exciting day for CLORG as he visits an Old West Town in Blanco, Texas. He gets to act out a little John Wayne in the old west.
Vacation Earth – Ep 023 – “Camping Journey West: First Stop a Ranch Near Fredericksburg, Texas”
CLORG hits the open road heading West in his 2021 RangeRunner by Runaway Campers. His first stop is a friend’s family ranch near Fredericksburg and Blanco, Texas where he can practice his camping skills for a week … as well as take in the local sites and play with the goats!
Vacation Earth – Ep 022 – “How Many Times Can You Charge 16 Inch MacBook Pro with Jackery 1000 Battery”
CLORG does an experiment with human camping equipment to find out how many times one can charge a 16 Inch MacBook Pro with a Jackery 1000 Battery.
Vacation Earth – Ep 021 – “CLORG Hits the Beach”
CLORG discovers another simple delight, like walking on the beach (near Mustang Island, Texas). This ain’t the tepid slime pits of Gugu-Rah, worms!
Vacation Earth – Ep 020 – “CLORG Acquires His First Piece of Art”
What is the purpose of art? CLORG tackles the big questions.
Vacation Earth – Ep 019 – “Meeting Fellow Gugu Gee an Travelers at Fort Loudoun” [Vonore, Tennessee]
CLORG is delighted to run into some of the first tourists from his home planet of Gugu-Gee while visiting Fort Loudoun in Vonore, Tennessee.
Vacation Earth – Ep 018 – “CLORG’s Art Corner – Ms. Pearl the Squirrel”
Welcome to “CLORG’s Art Corner” – where he extols the virtues of his new found passion – fine art. On his home planet of Gugu-Gee there is no art to speak of. It’s a whole new world.
Vacation Earth – Ep 017 – “Dino Fever!!!”
In this episode CLORG, the benevolent alien from planet Gugu-Gee, finds dinosaur tracks millions of years old and catches Dino Fever.
Vacation Earth – Ep 016 – “CLORG’s First Solo Camp in the 2021 RangeRunner – A Novice Sets Up Camp””
In this episode novice camper CLORG sets up camp on his first solo camping trip in his new 2021 RangeRunner camper.
Vacation Earth – Ep 015 – “Welcome to the Texas Polar Vortex”
CLORG desires having the human experience through the Polar Vortex which cripples the Texas power grid.
BONUS EPISODES —
In this music video CLORG sings the brand new original song by Amity Rose, “Spread the Love.”
ORIGIN OF CLORG
In this episode of “The Conpiracy Theorists,” we are privy to a secret hacked Area 51 briefing which has a lot of information about where CLORG came from and his interactions on the Earth.