EPISODES – VACATION EARTH – (LATEST 10)
BrainFire Entertainment was sent these transmissions of the alien CLORG by the mysterious hacker group #UFOLove. They claim this series of digital offerings were intercepted en route to Gugu-Gee — a planet thought to exist in the brightest galaxy (NGC-4696) of the constellation Centaurus (Centaurus Cluster). Gugu-Gee is approximately 145,000,000 light years from Earth. Gugu-Gee-ans are a benevolent parasitic species — looking very much like a worm, and they have the ability to inhabit a human body. CLORG is apparently on a quest to find a new home base and to fulfill his mission to create a classy travel and lifestyle show called VACATION EARTH for consumption on his home planet. These transmissions were not intended for human eyes!
Vacation Earth – Ep 030 – “Big Bend National Park”
Time to visit the vast (801,163-acre) Big Bend National Park. It is an epic day of beauty AND exercise for CLORG. The ultimate goal, to wade in the Rio Grande River between the United States and Mexico.
Vacation Earth – Ep 029 – “Unraveling the Mysteries of Marfa (in the Rain) During the Last Throes of Covid-19”
CLORG takes a drive from his base in Alpine to unravel the mysteries of Marfa. With a lot of the galleries still closed down from Covid-19, he tries to make the best of it tracking down outdoor points of interest.
Vacation Earth – Ep 028 – “Camping Journey West: Alpine & ‘South County in the Desert (Brewster County)”
CLORG gets invited to another private ranch in Alpine, Texas, and down to “South County” (Brewster County) to check out the amazing desert! For one who hails from a planet covered in slime, the desert is a fascinating place! Marfa and Big Bend National Park in the coming weeks!
Vacation Earth – Ep 027 – “Camping Journey West: Fredericksburg and Willow City Loop”
CLORG explores the city of Fredericksburg, Texas, which has great shopping, food, drink, music — and also hosts an impressive museum of the Pacific Conflict during WWII — the National Museum of the Pacific War. He also drives the Willow City Loop, a great place to see wild flowers and the rolling landscape of the Hill Country.
Vacation Earth – Ep 026 – “Decorating My 2021 RangeRunner from Runaway Campers”
CLORG uses his own unique taste and interests to put the “homey” touch on his 2021 RangeRunner camper from Runaway Campers.
Vacation Earth – Ep 025 – “Camping Journey West: Awesome Adorable Goats”
While camping on his friend’s family ranch, CLORG has made some new friends… of the goat variety.
Vacation Earth – Ep 024 – “Camping Journey West: Buggy Barn Museum (& Old West Town) Blanco, Texas”
An exciting day for CLORG as he visits an Old West Town in Blanco, Texas. He gets to act out a little John Wayne in the old west.
Vacation Earth – Ep 023 – “Camping Journey West: First Stop a Ranch Near Fredericksburg, Texas”
CLORG hits the open road heading West in his 2021 RangeRunner by Runaway Campers. His first stop is a friend’s family ranch near Fredericksburg and Blanco, Texas where he can practice his camping skills for a week … as well as take in the local sites and play with the goats!
Vacation Earth – Ep 022 – “How Many Times Can You Charge 16 Inch MacBook Pro with Jackery 1000 Battery”
CLORG does an experiment with human camping equipment to find out how many times one can charge a 16 Inch MacBook Pro with a Jackery 1000 Battery.
Vacation Earth – Ep 021 – “CLORG Hits the Beach”
CLORG discovers another simple delight, like walking on the beach (near Mustang Island, Texas). This ain’t the tepid slime pits of Gugu-Rah, worms!
BONUS EPISODES —
In this music video CLORG sings the brand new original song by Amity Rose, “Spread the Love.”
ORIGIN OF CLORG
In this episode of “The Conpiracy Theorists,” we are privy to a secret hacked Area 51 briefing which has a lot of information about where CLORG came from and his interactions on the Earth.