These transmissions of the alien CLORG were intercepted en route to Gugu-Gee — a planet thought to exist in the brightest galaxy (NGC-4696) of the constellation Centaurus (Centaurus Cluster). Gugu-Gee is approximately 145,000,000 light years from Earth. Gugu-Gee-ans are a benevolent parasitic species — looking very much like a worm, and they have the ability to inhabit a human body.
CLORG is apparently on a quest to find a new home base and to fulfill his mission to create a classy travel and lifestyle show called VACATION EARTH for consumption on his home planet. These transmissions were not intended for human eyes!
Vacation Earth – Ep 093 – “Did CLORG Get Heatstroke Hiking Back from Lighthouse in Palo Duro Canyon?”
The cliffhanger with the pricey Jeep repair from last episode is resolved. And CLORG hikes to the Lighthouse in Palo Duro Canyon … on the way back he feels very woozy, having to stop to rest every fifth of a mile.
Vacation Earth – Ep 092 – “A Quick Trek East to Palo Duro Canyon Only to Break Dow [Jeep Repair]”
After visiting Joshua Tree National Park, CLORG is headed toward Palo Duro Canyon in the Panhandle of Texas. He stops briefly in Seligman, AZ and also visits his friend, Armando, in Albuquerque along the way.
Vacation Earth – Ep 091 – “CLORG Visits Joshua Tree National Park in August!”
CLORG is on a new adventure heading east out of California. But first, on the way, Joshua Tree National Park.
Vacation Earth – Ep 090 – “Pros & Cons of Nomadic Life in a Teardrop Camper [RangeRunner by Runaway]”
CLORG goes over his own list of Pros and Cons for traveling about without a permanent home in a small travel trailer by Runaway Campers. ———
The extras I got on my camper:
Coaxial Cable Connection (Never used it yet).
Large Back Door
Vacation Earth – Ep 089 – “CLORG Takes Off! Taking Stock of Human Emotions and Checking Supplies”
CLORG feels a bit anxious, but he takes off on his next journey to the east.
Vacation Earth – Ep 088 – “The Probably Rabid Mr. Fox Terrorizes Newby Alien Runaway Camper Owner”
CLORG recounts (with video footage) the story of the crazy demented fox that terrorized him at Dinosaur Valley State Park.
Vacation Earth – Ep 087 – “CLORG Lands in Lovely Laguna – 1000 Steps Beach”
CLORG takes an excursion with his human friend to Laguna Beach, a beautiful beach south of Los Angeles.
Vacation Earth – Ep 086 – “CLORG Loves Humans and Thanks Humans”
While CLORG rests between journeys at a temporary home base (where he is doggy-sitting), he wants to thank the humans he loves. Exploration in the Tennessee area will be coming up in August!
Vacation Earth – Ep 085 – “CLORG Gets a Blow Out Driving His RangeRunner & Changes a Flat Tire”
CLORG is faced with a challenge on the road when his Jeep blows a tire on the Interstate while he is towing his 2021 RangeRunner by Runaway Campers. Can he handle it himself, or will he have to call for human help from AAA?
Vacation Earth – Ep 084 – “CLORG Visits His Neighbors Rock Band Rehearsal”
CLORG visits his neighbor Ben who is part of a rock band.
BONUS EPISODES AND SOME OF OUR FAVE EPISODES —
In this music video CLORG sings the brand new original song by Amity Rose, “Spread the Love.”
ORIGIN OF CLORG
In this episode of “The Conpiracy Theorists,” we are privy to a secret hacked Area 51 briefing which has a lot of information about where CLORG came from and his interactions on the Earth.
Vacation Earth – Ep 046 – “CLORG’S Other Favorite Place – Goblin Valley State Park” [Southern Utah]
CLORG thought that Bryce Canyon would be his favorite place on his Southwest Tour, but he wasn’t counting on the AMAZING Goblin Valley State Park, an hour and 40 minutes from Moab.
Vacation Earth – Ep 060 – “CLORG Begins His Weight Loss Journey” (LOSE IT! APP, UNPROCESSED FOODS)
CLORG announces a new component to his continuing mission — to get healthier and lose weight. His strategy includes using the Lose It! App to count calories (until it becomes more naturally intuitive). Exercise and eaten more whole, unprocessed foods is also part of his strategy.
Vacation Earth – Ep 042 – “CLORG’s Favorite Place So Far – Bryce Canyon National Park” [UTAH]
Well fellow Gugu-Gee-ans, CLORG is so happy to bring you his favorite place so far on his Southwest Tour — Bryce Canyon National Park. This is a very detailed tour of his hikes in the park.
Vacation Earth – Ep 040 – “CLORG’s Hardest Workout – Kayaking to Antelope Canyon” [Page, Arizona]
CLORG takes on his hardest workout so far — Kayaking on Lake Powell 90 minutes to Antelope Canyon, hiking for 2 hours, then Kayaking back. “What an amazing … and a challenging day,” said CLORG.