BrainFire Entertainment was sent these transmissions of the alien CLORG by the mysterious hacker group #UFOLove. They claim this series of digital offerings were intercepted en route to Gugu-Gee — a planet thought to exist in the brightest galaxy (NGC-4696) of the constellation Centaurus (Centaurus Cluster). Gugu-Gee is approximately 145,000,000 light years from Earth. Gugu-Gee-ans are a benevolent parasitic species — looking very much like a worm, and they have the ability to inhabit a human body.
CLORG is apparently on a quest to find a new home base and to fulfill his mission to create a classy travel and lifestyle show called VACATION EARTH for consumption on his home planet. These transmissions were not intended for human eyes!
Vacation Earth – Ep 043 – “CLORG Hikes the Narrows at Zion” [Utah]
Hiking the Narrows at Zion National Park on Memorial Day Weekend was BUSY. Probably too busy. But CLORG tackles the adventure nevertheless.
Vacation Earth – Ep 042 – “CLORG’s Favorite Place So Far – Bryce Canyon National Park” [Utah]
Well fellow Gugu-Gee-ans, CLORG is so happy to bring you his favorite place so far on his Southwest Tour — Bryce Canyon National Park. This is a very detailed tour of his hikes in the park.
Vacation Earth – Ep 041 – “CLORG Hikes to Horseshoe Bend” [Page, Arizona]
It’s just a short hike with a big pay off! That’s Horseshoe Bend. CLORG gives you the rundown.
Vacation Earth – Ep 040 – “CLORG’s Hardest Workout – Kayaking to Antelope Canyon” [Page, Arizona]
CLORG takes on his hardest workout so far — Kayaking on Lake Powell 90 minutes to Antelope Canyon, hiking for 2 hours, then Kayaking back. “What an amazing … and a challenging day,” said CLORG.
Vacation Earth – Ep 039 – “Oh! Isn’t It a Grand Canyon Indeed – The Road Less Traveled”
CLORG arrives at the Grand Canyon later than is ideal and is sent on a gorgeous adventure in an opposite direction from the popular trails.
Vacation Earth – Ep 038 – “CLORG’s ‘Tasting Tour’ of the Sights of Sedona Arizona”
CLORG spends a day in Sedona enjoying 3 vortex locations — Bell Rock, the Holy Cross Chapel, and the Amitabha Stupa and Peace Park.
Vacation Earth – Ep 037 – “Camping in a 2021 RangeRunner Along Route 66 in Seligman, Arizona“
CLORG heads north in his 2021 RangeRunner from the Tombstone area to Seligman, Arizona, the touted birthplace of Route 66.
Vacation Earth – Ep 036 – “CLORG Discovers Tombstone Closes Early”
CLORG crosses the Arizona state line with no camp site lined up for the night. When he discovers Old Tucson Studios has closed down during the pandemic, he changes up plans on the fly and heads toward Tombstone.
Vacation Earth – Ep 035 – “CLORG Takes a Detour to the [Closed] Very Large Array”
CLORG is on his way further west to Arizona, but on the drive he is drawn to get as close as he can to The Very Large Array, a massive radio wave telescope, even though it is officially closed to the public due to Covid.
Vacation Earth – Ep 034 – “CLORG Takes a Day Trip to Madrid and Santa Fe” (New Mexico)
CLORG and his new friend Armando take a day trip to Santa Fe and Madrid, New Mexico.
BONUS EPISODES —
In this music video CLORG sings the brand new original song by Amity Rose, “Spread the Love.”
ORIGIN OF CLORG
In this episode of “The Conpiracy Theorists,” we are privy to a secret hacked Area 51 briefing which has a lot of information about where CLORG came from and his interactions on the Earth.