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EPISODES – VACATION EARTH

BrainFire Entertainment was sent these transmissions of the alien CLORG by the mysterious hacker group #UFOLove. They claim this series of digital offerings were intercepted en route to Gugu-Gee — a planet thought to exist in the brightest galaxy (NGC-4696) of the constellation Centaurus (Centaurus Cluster). Gugu-Gee is approximately 145,000,000 light years from Earth. Gugu-Gee-ans are a benevolent parasitic species — looking very much like a worm, and they have the ability to inhabit a human body. CLORG is apparently on a quest to find a new home base and to fulfill his mission to create a classy travel and lifestyle show called VACATION EARTH for consumption on his home planet. These transmissions were not intended for human eyes! 

Vacation Earth – Ep 009 – “Some Enchanted Afternoon… at Enchanted Rock”

CLORG discovers a magical Enchanted Rock as he further attempts to make contact with his ship.
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Vacation Earth – Ep 008 – “New Friend, New Digs, New ‘Ship'”

CLORG meets a new friend who provides a place to stay — and a new “ship” — while he gets on his feet.
#vacationearthseries #clorgspreadthelove

Vacation Earth – Ep 007 – “My New Super Secret Home Base”

After weeks of traveling across country, mostly on foot, CLORG has finally arrived at his super secret new home base!
#vacationearthseries #clorgspreadthelove

Vacation Earth – Ep 006 – “A Magical Place Stonehenge”

100 miles from his new “home base,” CLORG happens upon a magical place he thinks perhaps might be the right setting to contact his non-responsive ship.
#vacationearthseries #clorgspreadthelove

Vacation Earth – Ep 005 – “How to Make the Sweet Sweet Intercourse with a Human”

Still on his journey to his new home base, CLORG takes an audience question from planet Gugu-Gee.
#vacationearthseries #clorgspreadthelove

Vacation Earth – Ep 004 – “Plan Your Human Body”

From the desert CLORG broadcasts his first video with the brand spanking new credit sequence and theme song. This video includes “Vacation Earth Tip #01 – How to Plan Your Human Body.”
#vacationearthseries #clorgspreadthelove

Vacation Earth – Ep 003 – “Is That You, CLORG?”

CLORG is on the run from Area 51 and has changed his appearance (by shaving his head). After a kind stranger gives him clothes and some money, he finds an empty warehouse where he can transmit a message to his home planet.
#vacationearthseries #clorgspreadthelove
#spreadthelovesong #spreadthelove #keepclorgfree

Vacation Earth – Ep 002 – “The Kindness of Strangers”

More intercepted CLORG footage from the hacker #UFOLove… one of CLORG’s tools is his “Retina Cam,” which allows him to film first person POV footage of his adventures at will. In this episode, which seems to be very soon after CLORG has made his naked and afraid escape from Area 51 and has found his way out of the desert, he meets a kind stranger in a parking lot of a nearby town.

Since this was in January of this year, we think it is now safe to provide a map of where we think CLORG escaped, where he walked from a little after midnight of Jan 26th, where he met Earl in the afternoon of Jan 26th, and where Earl drove him next — Vegas.

These transmissions were not intended for humans.
#clorgspreadthelove #vacationearthseries #spreadthelovesong #spreadthelove #keepclorgfree

Vacation Earth – Ep 001 – “Escape from Area 51”

BrainFire Entertainment was sent these disjointed transmissions by the mysterious hacker group #UFOLove. They claim this series of digital offerings were intercepted enroute to the planet Gugu-Gee and that the subject is an alien named CLORG. CLORG is apparently on a quest to find his new home base and to then start a travel and lifestyle show called VACATION EARTH for consumption on his home planet. So these transmissions were not intended for humans.
#spreadthelovesong #spreadthelove #keepclorgfree

CLORG SINGS!

In this music video CLORG sings the brand new original song by Amity Rose, “Spread the Love.”

ORIGIN OF CLORG

In this episode of “The Conpiracy Theorists,” we are privy to a secret hacked Area 51 briefing which has a lot of information about where CLORG came from and his interactions on the Earth.